what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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