What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Sarah Palin

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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