Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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