How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Religion

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Anti Joke

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