How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Jesus

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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