A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Obama 2012

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Yee

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Jesus

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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