A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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A fat man on a moped

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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lebron

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Knock knock

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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