why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What rhymes with you? You.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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