- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Knock knock

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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