Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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69.9

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Jesus

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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