- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

A fat man on a moped

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Whats 9+10? 19

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Jesus

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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