A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

How's your mum? she's dead..

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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