What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Dick Chaney

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why? Because racecar.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Wumbo

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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