Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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womens sports...

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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