- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

Sarah Palin

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

A BABY seal walks into a club

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Jesus

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

How's your mum? she's dead..

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The meme walks out of the bar.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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