- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

The meme walks out of the bar.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Dick Chaney

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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