My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Sarah Palin

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lebron

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Obama 2012

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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69.9

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Jesus

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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