Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Chikin nuggets

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

How's your mum? she's dead..

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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