Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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Sarah Palin

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Jesus

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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