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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Gale swallows.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Chikin nuggets

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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