Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Women's Rights

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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69.9

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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