Runescape.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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lebron

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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