- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dick Chaney

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

FIRE!!

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

i was molested.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

Runescape.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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