What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Obama 2012

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Dick Chaney

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Anti Joke

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