Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

whats annoying and black? black people

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

A man walks around a bar.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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