- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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