What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Anti Joke

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