What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Religion

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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