Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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someone called a frog a frog

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Dick Chaney

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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