Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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