What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Sarah Palin

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Jesus

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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