- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Obama.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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