Women's Rights

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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FIRE!!

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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