What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Women's rights.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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