Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Religion

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

A man walks around a bar.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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