Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Women's rights.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Dick Chaney

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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