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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

A man walks around a bar.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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