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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

A fat man on a moped

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Sarah Palin

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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