What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

The NBA lockout

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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