What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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i was molested.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Anti Joke

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