- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Women's rights.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

Dick Chaney

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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