Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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