Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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A man walks around a bar.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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i was molested.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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