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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

i was molested.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Religion

WOMENS RIGHTS

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

I went to the store and I fell

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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