What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Runescape.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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