- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What rhymes with you? You.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Religion

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*