Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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