Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

thumb_up thumb_down -51

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -123

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

thumb_up thumb_down +54

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops