Women's rights.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Yee

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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FIRE!!

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Obama.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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