what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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69.9

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Runescape.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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