Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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I went to the store and I fell

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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