How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

make me a sandwich!

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

whats annoying and black? black people

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

Women's rights.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

America Votes

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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