What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Religion

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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69.9

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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