- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Women's rights.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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