What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Dick Chaney

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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FIRE!!

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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i was molested.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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I've got a boner

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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lebron

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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