What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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The NBA lockout

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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