why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Religion

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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