What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Yee

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

thumb_up thumb_down +27

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

thumb_up thumb_down +25

88

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Dick Chaney

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

thumb_up thumb_down -1

FIRE!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What rhymes with you? You.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops