Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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69.9

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Runescape.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Dick Chaney

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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