Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Jesus

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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acuna

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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