why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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