- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What rhymes with you? You.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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