What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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