Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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i was molested.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Women's rights.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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