i was molested.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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