A man walks around a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

thumb_up thumb_down +5

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

thumb_up thumb_down -3

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

thumb_up thumb_down -21

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

thumb_up thumb_down -23

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

thumb_up thumb_down +84

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops