Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Runescape.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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The NBA lockout

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Obama 2012

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