The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Chikin nuggets

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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