- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Women's rights.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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