WOMENS RIGHTS

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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I went to the store and I fell

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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