what is not funny? This joke.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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