What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Chikin nuggets

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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