Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Women's rights.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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FIRE!!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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i was molested.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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