Religion

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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A man walks around a bar.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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