What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Religion

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Obama 2012

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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