Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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I've got a boner

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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