- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

The Colts this year.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

69.9

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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