A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Religion

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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