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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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my bubbles!

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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someone called a frog a frog

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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