A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Women's rights.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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lebron

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Dick Chaney

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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FIRE!!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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