- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Sarah Palin

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

Wumbo

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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