Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A man walks around a bar.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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