Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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i was molested.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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