Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Dick Chaney

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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