how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Religion

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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