- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

America Votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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