My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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