What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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