What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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womens sports...

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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