So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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a Jew had a small nose

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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someone called a frog a frog

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