Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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FIRE!!

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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