- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

live or die you decide to late time to die

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

whats annoying and black? black people

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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