Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Anti Joke

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