Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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lebron

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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