Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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