Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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i was molested.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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I've got a boner

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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