- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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