What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Religion

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A man walks around a bar.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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