Dick Chaney

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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