How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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FIRE!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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