A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Religion

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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