What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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