- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

A man walks around a bar.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

I went to the store and I fell

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

A Woman out of the kitchen

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Religion

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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