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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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