A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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The NBA lockout

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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