Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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make me a sandwich!

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Women's rights.

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