What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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