Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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America Votes

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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