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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

The meme walks out of the bar.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

I went to the store and I fell

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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