What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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