A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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FIRE!!

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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