- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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