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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Religion

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Obama 2012

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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