- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

i was molested.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

The meme walks out of the bar.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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