An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Ted Haggard.

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