- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

The meme walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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