What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A man walks around a bar.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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I went to the store and I fell

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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