Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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