My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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whats annoying and black? black people

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Dick Chaney

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Anti Joke

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