3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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FIRE!!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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