- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

The NBA lockout

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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