Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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