Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Religion

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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America Votes

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Swag.

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