Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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The Colts this year.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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FIRE!!

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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69.9

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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