- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

i was molested.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

A Woman out of the kitchen

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

WOMENS RIGHTS

The NBA lockout

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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