- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Religion

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

WOMENS RIGHTS

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

I went to the store and I fell

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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