Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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