What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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