- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

A BABY seal walks into a club

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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