What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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lebron

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Women's Rights

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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The Colts this year.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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