Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Ted Haggard.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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