An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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acuna

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

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