Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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