Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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