What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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