a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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i was molested.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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