It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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