Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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i was molested.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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