Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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I've got a boner

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Women's rights.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Obama 2012

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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