A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Anti Joke

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