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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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