how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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