Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Wumbo

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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The Holocaust

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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womens sports...

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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