- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Oh look, I've found my knife

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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