Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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women's rights

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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