Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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what the hell happened to your face

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Religion

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Anti Joke

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