what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

A Woman out of the kitchen

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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