Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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women's rights

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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