- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

my bubbles!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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