What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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