Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Women's rights.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Anti Joke

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