What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Anti Joke

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