Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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