Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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America Votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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