Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Your momma's so fat...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Religion

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Sarah Palin

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Anti Joke

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