- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Women's rights.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Dick Chaney

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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