What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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