Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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