- Anti Joke

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

A man walks around a bar.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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