What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Religion

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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