A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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