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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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