Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Women's rights.

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America Votes

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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