What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Religion

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Obama 2012

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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my bubbles!

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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