what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Women's rights.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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