There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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88

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women's rights

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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You.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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