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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Dick Chaney

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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