So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Obama 2012

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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my bubbles!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Anti Joke

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