Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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A man buys free health care...

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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