What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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my bubbles!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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i was molested.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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equality for women

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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The NBA lockout

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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