Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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I went to the store and I fell

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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