What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Yee

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

88

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Dick Chaney

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

FIRE!!

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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