What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Dick Chaney

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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