- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Religion

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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