Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Dylan Eichas

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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