Hi

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Jesus

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Religion

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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