- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Because racecar.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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