What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Religion

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why? Because racecar.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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