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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Good to see you today!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Religion

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Women's rights.

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Women's Rights

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Sarah Palin

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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