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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Anti Joke

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