It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Sarah Palin

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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