- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Dick Chaney

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

how do you make a joke act like yourself

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

i was molested.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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