How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Gale swallows.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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lebron

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Knock knock

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