How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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