- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

A BABY seal walks into a club

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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