Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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lebron

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Chikin nuggets

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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