Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Chikin nuggets

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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