What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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