What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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