What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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