What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Dick Chaney

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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i was molested.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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