Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Hi

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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