I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why? Because racecar.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Women's Rights

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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