A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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