Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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The Holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock knock

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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