- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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