*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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