What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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You.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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69.9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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