- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

womens sports...

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

A man walks around a bar.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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