Religion

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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The Holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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