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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

Obama 2012

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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