"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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