Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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