What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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