What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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SNAPPLE!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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japan4.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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