What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Religion

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Women's rights.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Yee

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88

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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