- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

The Holocaust

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

How's your mum? she's dead..

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

Whats 9+10? 19

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??