What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Dick Chaney

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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