whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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