What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

A man walks around a bar.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

I went to the store and I fell

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Dick Chaney

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

my bubbles!

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Religion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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