Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Knock knock

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Women's rights.

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lebron

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Chikin nuggets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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