- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Women's rights.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

i was molested.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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