- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

America Votes

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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