One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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what is not funny? This joke.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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