- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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