What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Why? Because racecar.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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