*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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i was molested.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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