What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Jesus

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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