If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Religion

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Yee

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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