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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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