3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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88

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women's rights

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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