Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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i was molested.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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