- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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women's rights

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

I went to the store and I fell

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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