A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Women's rights.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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