If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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my bubbles!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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