Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

How's your mum? she's dead..

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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