What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Anti Joke

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