Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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