- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

whats annoying and black? black people

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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