- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Dick Chaney

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What rhymes with you? You.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

i was molested.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

someone called a frog a frog

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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