What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Gale swallows.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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