Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Good to see you today!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Sarah Palin

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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