here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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The Colts this year.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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