HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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