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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Oh look, I've found my knife

i was molested.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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