The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Religion

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Women's rights.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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whats annoying and black? black people

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