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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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women's rights

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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