What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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