"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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pedophile

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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