Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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I went to the store and I fell

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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make me a sandwich!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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America Votes

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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