Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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America Votes

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Anti Joke

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