whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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