A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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what the hell happened to your face

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Anti Joke

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