-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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