Women's rights.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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