What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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i was molested.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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lebron

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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