What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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