Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Dick Chaney

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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someone called a frog a frog

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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