Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Dick Chaney

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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