your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Religion

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Dick Chaney

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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