What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Religion

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Jesus

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

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