What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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