Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Good to see you today!

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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