When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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i was molested.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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