Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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