Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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