"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Dick Chaney

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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