Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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