Oh look, I've found my knife

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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