If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Dick Chaney

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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69.9

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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