What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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