- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

women's rights

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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