What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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The NBA lockout

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a Jew had a small nose

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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