- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

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