Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

America Votes

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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