Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

whats annoying and black? black people

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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