Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Good to see you today!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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^that joke's not funny

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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