- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

Women's rights.

America Votes

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

A BABY seal walks into a club

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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