How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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