How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What rymes with milk..... milf

Women's rights.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

WOMENS RIGHTS

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Swag.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

I went to the store and I fell

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

my bubbles!

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

Anti Joke

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