What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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