What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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The NBA lockout

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Dick Chaney

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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