what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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