- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

Women's rights.

America Votes

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

A BABY seal walks into a club

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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