What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Gale swallows.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Jesus

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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