Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Religion

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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