what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Gale swallows.

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lebron

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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