Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

whats annoying and black? black people

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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women's rights

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

I went to the store and I fell

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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