What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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my bubbles!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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