Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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