What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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