Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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