what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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make me a sandwich!

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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