Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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