How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Obama 2012

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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