A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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