- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

I went to the store and I fell

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

i was molested.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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