- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

The meme walks out of the bar.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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