what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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make me a sandwich!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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