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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Women's rights.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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