a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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