- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Women's rights.

America Votes

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

A BABY seal walks into a club

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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