Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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