why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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