What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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