Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Yee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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