two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Good to see you today!

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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