- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Your mom is so...wonderful.

Women's rights.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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