Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Jesus

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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lebron

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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