a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Good to see you today!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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