what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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