Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Hi

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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acuna

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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