Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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