Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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my bubbles!

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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The NBA lockout

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Yee

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Dick Chaney

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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