why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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GONNA

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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