What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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my bubbles!

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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i was molested.

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