Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Dick Chaney

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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