- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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