A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Good to see you today!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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