A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Good to see you today!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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