3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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women's rights

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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