- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

whats annoying and black? black people

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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