(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

whats annoying and black? black people

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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