Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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