A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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