Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A man walks around a bar.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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