Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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I went to the store and I fell

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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