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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

A Woman out of the kitchen

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

America Votes

what the hell happened to your face

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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