Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

what the hell happened to your face

A BABY seal walks into a club

Know what's funny? Jokes.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Obama 2012

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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