Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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