Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Yee

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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FIRE!!

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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