Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Good to see you today!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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