- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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