What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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