Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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