Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Dick Chaney

I went to the store and I fell

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

my bubbles!

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Religion

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

The NBA lockout

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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