What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

someone called a frog a frog

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Women's rights.

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

A man walks around a bar.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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