An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Religion

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Anti Joke

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