what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A man walks around a bar.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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America Votes

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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