Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Obama.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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