Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

whats annoying and black? black people

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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