What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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