An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Religion

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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