A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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