Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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FIRE!!

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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