Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Chikin nuggets

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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