What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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