-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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GONNA

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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