your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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lebron

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Good to see you today!

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Gale swallows.

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