There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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