There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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