Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Good to see you today!

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Chikin nuggets

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Wumbo

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Whats 9+10? 19

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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