- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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