- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Yee

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??