Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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