- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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