What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Chikin nuggets

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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