An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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