Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Got milk? No.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Women's rights.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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