Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Knock knock

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Women's rights.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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