- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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