- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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