What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Religion

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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