Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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