9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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