Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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America Votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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