what is not funny? This joke.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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69.9

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Good to see you today!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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