A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Religion

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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what the hell happened to your face

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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