- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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