Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Ted Haggard.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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