- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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