What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Jesus

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Chikin nuggets

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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