Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A BABY seal walks into a club

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

what is not funny? This joke.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

lol this is the best joke ever!

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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