What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Sarah Palin

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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69.9

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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