A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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