What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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America Votes

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Ted Haggard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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