Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Yee

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Ted Haggard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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