When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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