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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Good to see you today!

How's your mum? she's dead..

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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