Good to see you today!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Women's rights.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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acuna

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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