whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Religion

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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