The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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