My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Knock knock

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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