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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Good to see you today!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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