A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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