What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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