Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Chikin nuggets

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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