What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Chikin nuggets

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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