- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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