Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Women's rights.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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