The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Good to see you today!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Anti Joke

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