On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Good to see you today!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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