Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Dick Chaney

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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The Bible

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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69.9

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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