What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Chikin nuggets

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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