- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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