Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Good to see you today!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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