Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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nick toth

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Sarah Palin

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Dick Chaney

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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