- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Knock knock

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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