Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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