Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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The Holocaust

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Knock knock

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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