A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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