Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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nick toth

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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lebron

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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