What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Good to see you today!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Sarah Palin

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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