Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Jesus

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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