what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

56

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

thumb_up thumb_down -164

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +113

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

thumb_up thumb_down +59

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A BABY seal walks into a club

thumb_up thumb_down +25

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what is not funny? This joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops