Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock knock

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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acuna

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Good to see you today!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Religion

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Women's rights.

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Women's Rights

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Sarah Palin

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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