What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Anti Joke

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