what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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lebron

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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