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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Why? Because racecar.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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