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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Dick Chaney

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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