Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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nick toth

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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