What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Sarah Palin

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Dick Chaney

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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