What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Anti Joke

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