Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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