- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

whats annoying and black? black people

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life