- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Dick Chaney

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

What rhymes with you? You.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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