- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

A man walks around a bar.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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