Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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The Holocaust

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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