What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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