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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Good to see you today!

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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