A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Good to see you today!

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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acuna

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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