What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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lebron

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Dick Chaney

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why? Because racecar.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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69.9

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Jesus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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acuna

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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