Dick Chaney

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Gale swallows.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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