Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Gale swallows.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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