An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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