- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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