What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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