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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What rhymes with you? You.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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