Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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whats black. an african american person

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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