why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Dick Chaney

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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