- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Knock knock

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

The meme walks out of the bar.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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