whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Religion

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Chikin nuggets

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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