What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Religion

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Chikin nuggets

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why? Because racecar.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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