A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Religion

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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