Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Dick Chaney

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nick toth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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