What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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