a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Good to see you today!

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Anti Joke

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