What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

The meme walks out of the bar.

Sarah Palin

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

Whats 9+10? 19

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

nick toth

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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