A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Chikin nuggets

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why? Because racecar.

nick toth

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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