- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

Good to see you today!

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

whats annoying and black? black people

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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