- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

The meme walks out of the bar.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock knock

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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