i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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womens sports...

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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