Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Religion

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Gale swallows.

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America Votes

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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69.9

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Anti Joke

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