what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Dick Chaney

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why? Because racecar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Jesus

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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