- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

What rhymes with you? You.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Religion

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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