- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Dick Chaney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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