Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Anti Joke

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