What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Why? Because racecar.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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