why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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