What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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nick toth

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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acuna

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Jesus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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