- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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