What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Dick Chaney

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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