Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Jesus

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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