- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Oh look, I've found my knife

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Why? Because racecar.

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MOAR??

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life