- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Religion

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

what the hell happened to your face

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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