- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Oh look, I've found my knife

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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