A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

56

thumb_up thumb_down -25

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

thumb_up thumb_down -73

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -101

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -115

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Dick Chaney

thumb_up thumb_down +10

nick toth

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What rhymes with you? You.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops