- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Knock knock

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Jesus

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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