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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

America Votes

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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