- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

The meme walks out of the bar.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock knock

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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