Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Knock, Knock The door's open

If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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