Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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