A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Gale swallows.

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Chikin nuggets

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Dick Chaney

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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