- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Jesus

What rhymes with you? You.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Good to see you today!

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Dick Chaney

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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