- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Dick Chaney

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Religion

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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