Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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