What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Good to see you today!

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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