How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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