What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Dick Chaney

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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69.9

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acuna

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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