What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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