why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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nick toth

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