- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Oh look, I've found my knife

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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