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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Oh look, I've found my knife

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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