- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Dick Chaney

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Jesus

What rhymes with you? You.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Knock, Knock. Come in.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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