- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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