Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What rhymes with you? You.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Jesus

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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