What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Religion

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Anti Joke

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