What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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69.9

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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i was molested.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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