Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Dick Chaney

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nick toth

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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