What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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nick toth

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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