What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Women's rights.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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69.9

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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