What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Dick Chaney

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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nick toth

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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