what is not funny? This joke.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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