Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Jesus

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What rhymes with you? You.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

thumb_up thumb_down -38

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Good to see you today!

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

thumb_up thumb_down -176

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

thumb_up thumb_down +73

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

thumb_up thumb_down +31

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops