What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

nick toth

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

whats annoying and black? black people

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Sarah Palin

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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