- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Dick Chaney

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

nick toth

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Jesus

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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