Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Women's Rights

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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SNAPPLE!

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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