- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Dick Chaney

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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