Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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