What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

FIRE!!

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

A seal walks into a club...

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Anti Joke

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