- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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