A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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acuna

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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