Women's rights.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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