What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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I've got a boner

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Women's Rights

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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