- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Religion

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Chikin nuggets

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Why? Because racecar.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

nick toth

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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