How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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America Votes

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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what the hell happened to your face

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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