a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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America Votes

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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womens sports...

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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