A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

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