What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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what the hell happened to your face

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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