Dick Chaney

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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I've got a boner

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Religion

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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