I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Dick Chaney

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Sonic

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69.9

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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