Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Whats 9+10? 19

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Dick Chaney

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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nick toth

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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