Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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what the hell happened to your face

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Anti Joke

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