- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Good to see you today!

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

The Holocaust

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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