What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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