What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Dick Chaney

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Anti Joke

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