i was molested.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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make me a sandwich!

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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