What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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