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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Religion

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Women's Rights

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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