Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Dick Chaney

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What rhymes with you? You.

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