- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Gale swallows.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Dick Chaney

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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