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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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