What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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FIRE!!

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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