Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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make me a sandwich!

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Swag.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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