Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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