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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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