yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Women's rights.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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