You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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this site is funny.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Good to see you today!

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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