Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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what the hell happened to your face

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women's rights

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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