Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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America Votes

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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