Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Women's Rights

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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