Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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make me a sandwich!

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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