why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what the hell happened to your face

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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