What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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acuna

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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