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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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