I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I've got a boner

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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88

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Swag.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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