Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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