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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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acuna

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Women's rights.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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