What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Women's rights.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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what the hell happened to your face

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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