these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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someone called a frog a frog

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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