Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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here kitty kitty

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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