So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

WOMENS RIGHTS

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

Whats 9+10? 19

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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