A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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here kitty kitty

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Women's rights.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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