Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

what the hell happened to your face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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