What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why? Because racecar.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Anti Joke

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