My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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