This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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