- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Knock knock

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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