Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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FIRE!!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Jesus

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Good to see you today!

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Gale swallows.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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