What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Knock knock

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Anti Joke

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