An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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i was molested.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Women's rights.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Women's Rights

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Anti Joke

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