Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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