What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Gale swallows.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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womens sports...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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