- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Dick Chaney

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

nick toth

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Jesus

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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