- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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