What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Chikin nuggets

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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