How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Women's Rights

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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