- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Dick Chaney

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