Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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FIRE!!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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