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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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