- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Good to see you today!

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Gale swallows.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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