why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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acuna

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Religion

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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