Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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