Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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