Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Gale swallows.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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