It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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what the hell happened to your face

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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nick toth

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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