Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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