- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Knock, Knock. Come in.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

Good to see you today!

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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