Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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i was molested.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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make me a sandwich!

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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