you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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GONNA

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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my bubbles!

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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