- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

That's as gay as AIDS.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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