Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Jesus

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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