A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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FIRE!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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