what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

make me a sandwich!

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

Swag.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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