What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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