What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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what the hell happened to your face

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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