- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

WOMENS RIGHTS

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Knock knock

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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