Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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