- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Sarah Palin

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

what the hell happened to your face

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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