Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

thumb_up thumb_down -114

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

thumb_up thumb_down -7

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

So a baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

thumb_up thumb_down -115

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

34

thumb_up thumb_down +62

America Votes

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops