What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Knock, Knock The door's open

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A BABY seal walks into a club

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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