Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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