Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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here kitty kitty

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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