- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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