What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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The white guy did it!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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