What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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