Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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