- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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