Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Jesus

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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