A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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whats black. an african american person

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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FIRE!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A seal walks into a club...

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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