Oh look, I've found my knife

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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