Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Chikin nuggets

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

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