You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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FIRE!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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