There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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