acuna

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Religion

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Jesus

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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