What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

thumb_up thumb_down

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

thumb_up thumb_down -2

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What rhymes with you? You.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

thumb_up thumb_down -30

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

thumb_up thumb_down -46

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

thumb_up thumb_down -58

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

thumb_up thumb_down -114

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

thumb_up thumb_down -116

whats annoying and black? black people

thumb_up thumb_down +117

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops