Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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