"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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