- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

America Votes

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

women's rights

what is not funny? This joke.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Women's rights.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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