- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Gale swallows.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

what the hell happened to your face

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

What rhymes with you? You.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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