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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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^that joke's not funny

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Women's rights.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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