-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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FIRE!!

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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whats black. an african american person

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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