Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

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