- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

what the hell happened to your face

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Oh look, I've found my knife

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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