- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

America Votes

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

What rhymes with you? You.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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