Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Dick Chaney

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