Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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FIRE!!

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What rhymes with you? You.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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