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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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