why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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what is not funny? This joke.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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