What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

what is not funny? This joke.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Oh look, I've found my knife

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

A man buys free health care...

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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