- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Gale swallows.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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