what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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