Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Dick Chaney

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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