There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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what the hell happened to your face

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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