- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the hell happened to your face

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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