A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What rhymes with you? You.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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