Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Knock knock

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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