What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Anti Joke

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