Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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GIVE

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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