Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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women's rights

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Yee

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Dick Chaney

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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