A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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FIRE!!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Jesus

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acuna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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