What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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