A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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