Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Dylan Eichas

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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