wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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