What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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what the hell happened to your face

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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A seal walks into a club...

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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