Good to see you today!

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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