What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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