why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A seal walks into a club...

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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