whats black. an african american person

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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women's rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Dylan Eichas

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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