- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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