- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Kony 2012

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

what the hell happened to your face

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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