- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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