- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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