What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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88

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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women's rights

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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