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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Knock knock

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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FIRE!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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