Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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