How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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FIRE!!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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