What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Gale swallows.

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Sarah Palin

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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