what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Sarah Palin

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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