What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Anti Joke

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