- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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