what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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FIRE!!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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