There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Knock knock

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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