- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Your mom is so...wonderful.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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