A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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what the hell happened to your face

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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