Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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America Votes

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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