*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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FIRE!!

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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