What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What?

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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