A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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