- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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