Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Sarah Palin

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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