Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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