A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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women's rights

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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