Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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someone called a frog a frog

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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what the hell happened to your face

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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