I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

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