Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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