Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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penis

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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FIRE!!

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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