Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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women's rights

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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