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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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FIRE!!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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