- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

A Woman out of the kitchen

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

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