A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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