A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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FIRE!!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Sarah Palin

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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