how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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FIRE!!

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Religion

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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