What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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FIRE!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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penis

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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