"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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