How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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what the hell happened to your face

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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