What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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