How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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women's rights

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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