What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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