Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What rhymes with you? You.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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The Holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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The NBA lockout

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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