Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Anti Joke

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