- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

penis

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Your mom is so...wonderful.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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