Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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women's rights

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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FIRE!!

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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