A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Anti Joke

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