- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Sarah Palin

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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