Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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