- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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