Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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women's rights

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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