Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Religion

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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