My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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