Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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my bubbles!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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