- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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