"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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56

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Yee

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Women's Rights

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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