How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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I've got a boner

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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