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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

You.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

penis

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Knock, Knock The door's open

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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