A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Obama.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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