- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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