Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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