teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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nick toth

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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GONNA

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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penis

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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I've got a boner

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

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