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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Your mom is so...wonderful.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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