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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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