A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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nick toth

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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FIRE!!

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What rhymes with you? You.

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i was molested.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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