Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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