- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Women's Rights

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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