what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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FIRE!!

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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