Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

your mommy so gehto shes black

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Swag.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

here kitty kitty

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

penis

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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