Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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