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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

A Woman out of the kitchen

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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