What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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a Jew had a small nose

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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