Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Obama.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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