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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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