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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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