There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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