What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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(insert antijoke here

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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here kitty kitty

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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