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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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