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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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