- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

FIRE!!

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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