- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

A Woman out of the kitchen

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

Your mom is so...wonderful.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

WOMENS RIGHTS

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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