- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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