your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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You.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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