what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Lacrosse

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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