- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

someone called a frog a frog

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

Women's Rights

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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