An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Obama.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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