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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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