- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

I've got a boner

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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