How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Ted Haggard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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my bubbles!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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