A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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