someone called a frog a frog

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Anti Joke

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