A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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i was molested.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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