why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

I've got a boner

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

Women's Rights

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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