What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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(insert antijoke here

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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