Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Yee

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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