A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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