Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Obama.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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