What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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You.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Anti Joke

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