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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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penis

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Women's Rights

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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