What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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nick toth

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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i was molested.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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