3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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here kitty kitty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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