Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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