what the hell happened to your face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Women's Rights

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Obama.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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