- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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