i said wut wut in the butt!

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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