A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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