Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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