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WOMENS RIGHTS

you know what they say... hydrate or die

A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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