A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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