what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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