What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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