Obama.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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