I've got a boner

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Women's Rights

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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someone called a frog a frog

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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