what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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I've got a boner

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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make me a sandwich!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Women's Rights

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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