What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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