why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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