A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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