Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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FIRE!!

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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