Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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penis

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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someone called a frog a frog

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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