What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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