A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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