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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

how do you make a joke act like yourself

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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