Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Religion

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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women's rights

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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