- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

WOMENS RIGHTS

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

someone called a frog a frog

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Your mom is so...wonderful.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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