What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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FIRE!!

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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