Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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penis

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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someone called a frog a frog

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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