What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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my bubbles!

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What rhymes with you? You.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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