You.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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