what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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whats black. an african american person

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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