What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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