Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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