Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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