how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Dylan Eichas

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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