- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

WOMENS RIGHTS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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