Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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