26.5% of Americans are obese.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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FIRE!!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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