- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

someone called a frog a frog

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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