Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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penis

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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someone called a frog a frog

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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