Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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