What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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