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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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