Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Women's Rights

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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You.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Anti Joke

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