An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Religion

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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America Votes

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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