- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

what the hell happened to your face

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