What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Anti Joke

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