Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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