- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Knock, Knock The door's open

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

i said wut wut in the butt!

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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