Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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wat?

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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penis

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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FIRE!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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