- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Your mom is so...wonderful.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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