Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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I've got a boner

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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