what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Anti Joke

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