Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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