What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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