what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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