Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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this site is funny.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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hi, im sober.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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hi hi strager danger

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Anti Joke

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