- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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