- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Your mom is so...wonderful.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Boom.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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