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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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