What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What?

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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a Jew had a small nose

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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