A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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