- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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