What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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