hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

America Votes

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

what the hell happened to your face

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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