- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

26.5% of Americans are obese.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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