Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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penis

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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