What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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