An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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