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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

88

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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