Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What?

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a Jew had a small nose

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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