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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Anti Joke

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