Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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