Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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penis

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Gale swallows.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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