How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A seal walks into a club...

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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I've got a boner

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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