How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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