A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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