hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Boom.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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A seal walks into a club...

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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penis

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Anti Joke

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