- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Invisible Television.

Dislike this!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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