Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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penis

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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