Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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