A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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a Jew had a small nose

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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