Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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