What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Gale swallows.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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