Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Boom.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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