Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

34

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

America Votes

what the hell happened to your face

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Boom.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...