What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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penis

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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someone called a frog a frog

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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