A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

whats annoying and black? black people

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Oh look, I've found my knife

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

someone called a frog a frog

Whats Obama's last name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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