What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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penis

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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someone called a frog a frog

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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women's rights

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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