Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Women's Rights

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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