Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Anti Joke

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