What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Anti Joke

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