- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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