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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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