what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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