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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

A Woman out of the kitchen

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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