Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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