An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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