What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Gale swallows.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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