What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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