these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I've got a boner

thumb_up thumb_down -54

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

thumb_up thumb_down +109

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

thumb_up thumb_down +83

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

thumb_up thumb_down +27

you know what they say... hydrate or die

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

thumb_up thumb_down -3

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops