- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

make me a sandwich!

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Your mom is so...wonderful.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

how do you make a joke act like yourself

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