- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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