what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Boom.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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