How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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