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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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