Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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penis

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Anti Joke

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