Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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call of duty world at war

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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The Holocaust

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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