Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

what the hell happened to your face

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

nick toth

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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