How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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GONNA

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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a Jew had a small nose

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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