A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

Boom.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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