Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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