- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

I've got a boner

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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