nick toth

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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penis

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Anti Joke

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