Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Swag.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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