A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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I've got a boner

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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