What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What?

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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