- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Boom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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