- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

A seal walks into a club...

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

That's as gay as AIDS.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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