- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

a Jew had a small nose

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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