Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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nick toth

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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GONNA

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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