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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

what the hell happened to your face

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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