- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Women's Rights

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

To mamas so fat shes fat

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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