Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Swag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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GONNA

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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make me a sandwich!

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lebron

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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