What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A seal walks into a club...

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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