what the hell happened to your face

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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nick toth

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Boom.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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