- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

I've got a boner

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Women's Rights

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

a Jew had a small nose

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Caitlyn.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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