how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Caitlyn.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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