A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Women's Rights

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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