What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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