Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Caitlyn.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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make me a sandwich!

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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