Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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what the hell happened to your face

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(insert antijoke here

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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You.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

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