How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Caitlyn.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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