what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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penis

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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