Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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poop.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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what the hell happened to your face

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Boom.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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