What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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GONNA

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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