Boom.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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