What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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penis

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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