HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Swag.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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