Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Boom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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nick toth

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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my bubbles!

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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