what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Anti Joke

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