Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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nick toth

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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my bubbles!

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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