why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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