A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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poop.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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(insert antijoke here

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Boom.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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