That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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nick toth

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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what the hell happened to your face

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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