what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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