- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

what the hell happened to your face

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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