sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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GONNA

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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