What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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I've got a boner

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Boom.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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