A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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someone called a frog a frog

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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