How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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