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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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