Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Anti Joke

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