Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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penis

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A seal walks into a club...

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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