A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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(insert antijoke here

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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nick toth

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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poop.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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