What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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nick toth

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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