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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Swag.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Anti Joke

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