A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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someone called a frog a frog

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Boom.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Anti Joke

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