What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Boom.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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I've got a boner

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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