What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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poop.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Caitlyn.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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