Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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