Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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