whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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penis

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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