What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Obama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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