- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

i was molested.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

someone called a frog a frog

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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