- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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