A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Obama.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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