when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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poop.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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(insert antijoke here

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Boom.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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what the hell happened to your face

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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