Women's Rights

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A seal walks into a club...

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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penis

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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