Dislike this!!!!!!

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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(insert antijoke here

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Lacrosse

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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