your mommy so gehto shes black

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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