why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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