the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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a Jew had a small nose

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A seal walks into a club...

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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