Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Boom.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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A seal walks into a club...

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Women's Rights

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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