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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Boom.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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