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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Women's Rights

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

make me a sandwich!

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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