I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Boom.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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a Jew had a small nose

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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