Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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i was molested.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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