Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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