what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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I've got a boner

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