Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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