Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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whats annoying and black? black people

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Anti Joke

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