What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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penis

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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