What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Women's Rights

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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I've got a boner

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make me a sandwich!

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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