What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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