- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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