Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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