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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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