why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Boom.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

a Jew had a small nose

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

A seal walks into a club...

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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