Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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my bubbles!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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