Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Boom.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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