What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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a Jew had a small nose

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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