- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

whats annoying and black? black people

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

poop.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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