- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

a Jew had a small nose

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

A seal walks into a club...

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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