did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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