What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A seal walks into a club...

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Women's Rights

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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