Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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a Jew had a small nose

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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A seal walks into a club...

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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