why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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make me a sandwich!

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Boom.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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