What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A seal walks into a club...

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Boom.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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