An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A seal walks into a club...

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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a Jew had a small nose

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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