What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A seal walks into a club...

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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i was molested.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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