Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Women's Rights

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Boom.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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