Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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make me a sandwich!

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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