A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Boom.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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