What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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a Jew had a small nose

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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