here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Boom.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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