Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A seal walks into a club...

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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