Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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