- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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