Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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