What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Women's Rights

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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