why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Whats Obama's last name?

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Women's Rights

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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