- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

A man buys free health care...

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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