why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Women's Rights

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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