A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Boom.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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