speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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