Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Boom.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Got milk? No.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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