Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

a Jew had a small nose

Women's Rights

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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