Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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i was molested.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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America Votes

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Anti Joke

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