What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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i was molested.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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a Jew had a small nose

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Anti Joke

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