- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

Women's Rights

poop.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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