Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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what the hell happened to your face

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Boom.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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