Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Women's Rights

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poop.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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