What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What?

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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poop.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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