- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

i was molested.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

A Woman out of the kitchen

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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