did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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(insert antijoke here

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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