What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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The NBA lockout

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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