Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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