How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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women's rights

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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