What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Got milk? No.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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penis

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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