why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Caitlyn.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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nick toth

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