How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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women's rights

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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