Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Caitlyn.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Anti Joke

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