Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

a Jew had a small nose

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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