Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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