- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Knock, Knock The door's open

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Women's Rights

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

A seal walks into a club...

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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