Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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I've got a boner

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Caitlyn.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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