What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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