A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Caitlyn.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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