Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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penis

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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