- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Women's Rights

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An irishman walks out of a pub

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

this site is funny.

Womens rights

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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