whats annoying and black? black people

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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(insert antijoke here

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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nick toth

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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