What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

your mommy so gehto shes black

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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