(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A seal walks into a club...

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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