make me a sandwich!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Got milk? No.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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