A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Women's Rights

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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