What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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poop.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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