- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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