What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -29

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

thumb_up thumb_down -47

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -53

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

thumb_up thumb_down +72

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Caitlyn.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops