Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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(insert antijoke here

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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GONNA

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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nick toth

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