Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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GONNA

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Women's Rights

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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