you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Dylan Eichas

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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