- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Lacrosse

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

Women's Rights

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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