Women's Rights

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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