There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Got milk? No.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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penis

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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