Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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