A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Boom.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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