how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

a Jew had a small nose

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Boom.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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