The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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