Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Dylan Eichas

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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penis

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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