What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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88

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women's rights

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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America Votes

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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