Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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