What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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