Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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America Votes

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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women's rights

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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i was molested.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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