What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What?

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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