Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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