What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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