Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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i was molested.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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poop.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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