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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

a Jew had a small nose

poop.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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