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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

Knock, Knock The door's open

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

A seal walks into a club...

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Dislike this!!!!!!

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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