what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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poop.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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women's rights

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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88

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Anti Joke

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