Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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women's rights

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Anti Joke

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