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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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women's rights

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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