What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Women's Rights

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women's rights

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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