How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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i was molested.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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I've got a boner

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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poop.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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