- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

i was molested.

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

women's rights

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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