A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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I've got a boner

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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