Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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i was molested.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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