what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Dylan Eichas

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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