Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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^that joke's not funny

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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