a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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women's rights

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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penis

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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poop.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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