- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

I've got a boner

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

Whats Obama's last name?

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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