your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Anti Joke

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