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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

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