Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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I've got a boner

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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