What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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a Jew had a small nose

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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