Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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