What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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