Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Dylan Eichas

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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