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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

poop.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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