Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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