Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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