A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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