Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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I've got a boner

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Whats Obama's last name?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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