Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats Obama's last name?

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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make me a sandwich!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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