Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a Jew had a small nose

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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