- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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