- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Knock, Knock The door's open

poop.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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