What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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