- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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