A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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I've got a boner

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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