what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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