A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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