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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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