26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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I've got a boner

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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