Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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