What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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