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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Whats Obama's last name?

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

Knock, Knock The door's open

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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