Whats Obama's last name?

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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