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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

i said wut wut in the butt!

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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