Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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