what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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