What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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I've got a boner

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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