What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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