what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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