a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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