It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Lacrosse

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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