- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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