What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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hi hi strager danger

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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