Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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