Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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