What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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poop.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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