When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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I've got a boner

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hi hi strager danger

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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