why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Punch line.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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