umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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