What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What?

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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japan4.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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