how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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