Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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a Jew had a small nose

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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