Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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