Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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smug face >:}

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Invisible Television.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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