how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Women's rights.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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