Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Lacrosse

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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this site is funny.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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