Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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