- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Women's rights.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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