Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Caitlyn.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Women's Rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Lacrosse

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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