Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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poop.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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I've got a boner

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

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