Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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poop.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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88

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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hi hi strager danger

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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women's rights

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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