What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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