What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What?

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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