a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Women's Rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Womens rights

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