Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Invisible Television.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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