Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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