Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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