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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

I've got a boner

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

whats annoying and black? black people

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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