Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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240

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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