Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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this site is funny.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What?

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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