why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What?

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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