- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Invisible Television.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

What?

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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