Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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this site is funny.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Women's rights.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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