How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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