Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Anti Joke

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