What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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