what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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my bubbles!

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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