- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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