josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Caitlyn.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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hi hi strager danger

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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