Invisible Television.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Lacrosse

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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