- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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