A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Caitlyn.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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