i said wut wut in the butt!

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Caitlyn.

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Anti Joke

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