What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Invisible Television.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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