How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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