- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

Invisible Television.

a Jew had a small nose

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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