what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

i said wut wut in the butt!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

my bubbles!

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

Whats Obama's last name?

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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