What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Lacrosse

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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this site is funny.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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