how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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smug face >:}

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Anti Joke

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