Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What?

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Women's Rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Invisible Television.

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