Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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