Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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hi hi strager danger

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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