- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

elliot forsythe is a paedo

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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