why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Womens rights

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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