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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Dylan Eichas

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Women's Rights

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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