- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

make me a sandwich!

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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