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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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this site is funny.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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