Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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