How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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this site is funny.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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