What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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