What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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smug face >:}

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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