a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Invisible Television.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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