What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Women's rights.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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poop.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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