What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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hi hi strager danger

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Women's Rights

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