What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Invisible Television.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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