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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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