How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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this site is funny.

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Womens rights

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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