If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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hi hi strager danger

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Lacrosse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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