Women's rights.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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