Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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