go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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smug face >:}

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Invisible Television.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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