What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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