Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What?

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Caitlyn.

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