When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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