speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

smug face >:}

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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