What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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