- Anti Joke

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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