Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Lacrosse

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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this site is funny.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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