Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What?

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Caitlyn.

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The Bible

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Anti Joke

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