What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

SNAPPLE!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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