My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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