A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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