Women's rights.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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poop.

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Lacrosse

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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nick toth

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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