Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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