Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Invisible Television.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Womens rights

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Caitlyn.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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