Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Dylan Eichas

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Boom.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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