A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

Women's rights.

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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