What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

Whats Obama's last name?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

Dylan Eichas

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

elliot forsythe is a paedo

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