What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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