- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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