What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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(insert antijoke here

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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poop.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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