Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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