a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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