What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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