What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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SNAPPLE!

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Anti Joke

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