What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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