Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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