teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Caitlyn.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Boom.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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