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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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