Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What?

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a Jew had a small nose

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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