Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

Whats Obama's last name?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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