What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Women's Rights

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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