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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Anti Joke

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