- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

smug face >:}

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

Invisible Television.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Dylan Eichas

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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