Whats Obama's last name?

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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I've got a boner

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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