A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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this site is funny.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Women's rights.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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