- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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