this site is funny.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Invisible Television.

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a Jew had a small nose

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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