Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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