What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Women's rights.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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