- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

elliot forsythe is a paedo

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

Invisible Television.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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