What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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hi hi strager danger

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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