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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

a Jew had a small nose

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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