Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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poop.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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