Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Lacrosse

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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