What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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I've got a boner

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What?

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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