"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Invisible Television.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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this site is funny.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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