Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Invisible Television.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Anti Joke

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