How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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