What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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my bubbles!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Anti Joke

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