why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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