Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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my bubbles!

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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