Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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my bubbles!

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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