What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

Invisible Television.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

your mommy so gehto shes black

a Jew had a small nose

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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