- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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