What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Women's Rights

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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japan4.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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I've got a boner

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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