Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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I've got a boner

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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