What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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make me a sandwich!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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