- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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