- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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