the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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