my bubbles!

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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