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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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make me a sandwich!

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