- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Whats Obama's last name?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Knock, Knock The door's open

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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