- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

Whats Obama's last name?

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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