A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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hi hi strager danger

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What?

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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i was molested.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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