hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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someone called a frog a frog

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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poop.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Caitlyn.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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