Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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