A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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