How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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my bubbles!

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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