Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

GIVE

thumb_up thumb_down -109

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

thumb_up thumb_down -151

someone called a frog a frog

thumb_up thumb_down +128

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

thumb_up thumb_down +32

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

thumb_up thumb_down +30

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The Bible

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

thumb_up thumb_down -28

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I've got a boner

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

Whats Obama's last name?

thumb_up thumb_down +113

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops