What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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i was molested.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What?

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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