A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What?

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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