Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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