- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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