A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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whats forever alone me

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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hi, im sober.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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