Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Sarah Palin

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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smug face >:}

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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