Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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whats forever alone me

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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