"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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