What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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im gay because im gay

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Sarah Palin

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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