guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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