Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Sarah Palin

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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