Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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im gay because im gay

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Sarah Palin

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