What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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hi, im sober.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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