Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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