- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

your mommy so gehto shes black

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

Sarah Palin

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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