- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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