- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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