Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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LIKE THIS!

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SNAPPLE!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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???????????? WTF?

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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