What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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whats forever alone me

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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LIKE THIS!

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SNAPPLE!

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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