How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Sarah Palin

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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