Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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