What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Arron Glass

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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