- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Women's rights.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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