What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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