Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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whats forever alone me

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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SNAPPLE!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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