Women's rights.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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am i invited to party? no

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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