An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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