Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

hi, im sober.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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