Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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SNAPPLE!

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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