A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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???????????? WTF?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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