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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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