what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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smug face >:}

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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