what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Womens rights

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

Women's rights.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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