An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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SNAPPLE!

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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