- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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