Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A seal walks into a club...

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Anti Joke

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