Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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GIVE

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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