What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Justin Bieber.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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