haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Got milk? No.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what the hell happened to your face

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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