What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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am i invited to party? no

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Anti Joke

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