There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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