Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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