Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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pubic lice.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Anti Joke

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