hi, im sober.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A seal walks into a club...

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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