What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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