A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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whats forever alone me

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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im gay because im gay

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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