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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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whats forever alone me

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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