Cole is "good" at soccer

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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