when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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SNAPPLE!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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