Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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smug face >:}

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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