- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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