Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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