What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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japan4.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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smug face >:}

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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