- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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