What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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