your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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???????????? WTF?

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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whats forever alone me

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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