I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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???????????? WTF?

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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whats forever alone me

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